Urza was lying on the floor, mumbling phrases such as "Fuego" and "Crazy German Subtitle" in his sleep.

Of course, boring things like cleaning don't last long in That Place. After the job was done, bluecow silently snuck over to the waffle cupboard with the intent of locking STAREYe inside (he deserved it). However, what bluecow didn't count on was a pixilated pixie tripping him up on the way there. He crashed into the cupboard, throwing sex flavored waffles and pixie dust all over the room. This awoke Urza as well, and a sitcom like moment of chaos ensued.
"It stinks like sex in here!" Urza promptly said after awaking, only to be thrown into the chaos ensuing from the tripping and waffledom. Many a waffle landed on the just-cleaned floor of That Place, just waiting to be covered in ickyness if the 5-Second Rule claims their very lives. Urza made a mad attempt to save every individual waffle, but sadly, many were taken by the evil bacteria. "Stupid pixie ruined the waffles!"

"Excellent work, pixie!" congratulated STAREYe, having not noticed the waffle-madness yet. "That'll teach bluecow to lock me in a cupbo-OHNOS MY WAFFLES!! bluecow you ruined my waffles!!" Then the pixie dust began to kick in, and the waffles began to fly around the room!
"Oh no, the waffles are mad now!" bluecow raced around the room doing nothing as waffles flew everywhere. Suddenly, he got a brilliant idea. "Quick, grab the maple syrup!" STAREYe jumped into the great big trunk of junk.
"Let's see, sunglasses, bottle of orange juice, broken CD case, the remote control, SWEET MY CHOCOLATE BAR! Oh, found it!" He tossed bluecow the maple syrup.
"Maple syrup? WTF is that going to do? Make them angry?" Urza yelled, being slapped in the face by the flying waffles. After half a second, he couldn't stand it anymore. He promptly grabbed a large, wet trout and started slapping the waffles towards bluecow.

"No really, this is a good idea!"
"Oh yeah, is it as good as jumping through fiery hoops?"
"Well, uh, that one didn't count! Gimme another chance!"
"Who's talking to themselves over there?" Urza yelled as he continued to thwack waffles across the room. Soon, all of the flying waffles had been grounded near the trunk, gasping and wheezing for air through their smashed faces. They were then devoured by the trio.

"Mmm...waffles!"

But then, one last sex-flavored waffle stormed up to them. But this wasn't any sex-flavored waffle, this was a sexy sex-flavored waffle!
"thrg lmp rgt ptr!!" the huge evil waffle grunted at them.
"I think it's trying to say something!" said bluecow.
"You ate my friends," said STAREYe from inside the trunk. "Now you must suffer the consequences!"
"WTF," said Urza, "You speak waffle STAREYe?"
"Huh?" said STAREYe, popping out of the trunk, with a pair of underwear on his head, "I was just reading this comic, 'Sexy Waffle Invasion Part VI', what's goi-AUGH KILLER WAFFLE!!"

At this point, the waffle decided that no one could understand him. He then launched his first attack, the Sexalicious Waffle Iron Barrage! Urza took this opportunity to roll a twenty sided die, and rolled a one. "Crap! Failed my reflex. Guess I'll just sit here then." So as bluecow and STAREYe easily dodged the waffle irons of searing hot sexyness, Urza stood there and took the pain.
"I'll use my Super-Cool Sword of Doom +1" yelled bluecow as he lunged into the battle. Pieces of waffle flew everywhere as bluecow's sword cut the waffle to pieces. But the waffle had more tricks up its sleeve than anyone knew, and the pieces quickly melted back together to reform the horrible breakfast food of death.
"AARRGHH!" Yelled STAREYe, "Stupid regenerating bad guy! Take this!" He lunged forward and tackled the waffle, beating it fiercely. But the waffle threw him off and body slammed him. "Uff!" grounded STAREYe, choking under the pressure of the waffle's 'body' mass.

Body slamming waffles, flying toaster ovens...what the **** is wrong with this scene? Urza thought. He stopped assaulting the waffle and looked closer at his surroundings. These walls...they're made of...!!! Urza made loud noise, turned around, and in his rush accidentally knocked over the walls of the kitchen to reveal an entire movie studio!
"What the heck is going on here?" demanded STAREYe, then he realized he was still being sat on by a killer waffle, and threw it off.
"We're filming a movie." said an annoying voice. They soon found who said it, a man with a long pointed nose sitting in the director chair.
"At That Place?" asked bluecow.
"We're not at 'That Place' as your friend just discovered, in fact we are farther away than your could possibly imagine." He laughed sinisterly. "Now go back to fighting, you're ruining our movie.
"What, how did we get here, I thought we were in That Place?" asked bluecow.
"You were, but after you all passed out from too much confetti and wine we brought you here."
"Where exactly is here?" Asked Urza.
"New Jersey," laughed the producer, a crazy look in his eye.

Lightning flashed as he said it and scary music started playing from somewhere. The three residents of That Place were farther away than they could imagine. They were in the real world.

Fobbio was walking through EBIPM, searching for something.
"Argh," He muttered under his breath, "which is it? 12? 19?" Then he found the door he was looking for. It was marked, 'Forum 11 (That Place)'. He grinned. "Found it!" He walking in the door. It seemed that no one was there. Well that wasn't all that unusual, That Place was reserved for cool people. And him, of course.
Suddenly, something in the corner moved. "Who's there?" He asked, trying to get a good look. The figure then leapt through the air, and tried to smack him over the head with a metal bar! He jumped out of the way, and kicked the figure in the forehead, knocking it out. He dragged it into the light for a good look. "No way..."

Koop was away from his computer for once, walking through an old movie studio with his parents and grandparents...boring. Suddenly, he heard some sinister laughter coming from far away. Concerned, he quickly fed a lie to his relatives and snuck off in search of the voice.

"Why did you bring us here?" Demanded STAREYe. The evil producer laughed.
"And why should I tell you?"
"Good point," said STAREYe, and he sat down to think about that. Looking at their surroundings, bluecow noticed something. A door in the corner quietly opened, and a familiar person snuck in. Kooper and nearly shouted out to bluecow and the others before bluecow hissed him to be quiet. Luckily, the producer was now having a coughing fit after laughing for a long time and didn't notice Kooper come in. He silently snuck behind the producer and hit him with a piece of wood conveniently lying on the floor.
"So, what's up guys?"

STAREYe let the others tell Koop what happened, see as trying to think had worn him out, and he had fallen asleep on the floor. After everything had been explained, they all kicked him until he got up.
"So what do we do now?" He asked.
"We should try and find a computer to call for help," Urza suggested.
"I know where one is close by," said Kooper, "C'mon follow me."
The party ventured out of the studio and headed towards the parking lot. As soon as they got there, everyone but Koop burst into laughter. Koop's family car was a bright yellow minivan with random stupidity all over it. Koop quickly rummaged through it for a cell phone and hurried his crying friends out of sight of the hilarious car.
"Haha," Laughed STAREYe, "It's official BOSTON, that's the funniest thing I've seen since four days ago."
But after they logged on to That Place, the laughing was silenced. The That Place website was gone. In it's place was a message written in hideous colours, on a white background no less, was a message.

That Place has been discontinued. You are now being forwarded to 'The Place That's Cooler Than That Place'. Please wait.

"Oh no, what hideous fiend could have done this?" bluecow wondered aloud.
This question didn't go unanswered for long, as The Place That's Cooler Than That Place loaded on Koop's computer.

The Place That's Cooler Than That Place
(Moderated by: Satan)

"Wha?" mussed STAREYe, "Satan has Leeman's house of Pancakes, what's he want with that Place?"
"I dunno," said bluecow, "But I'll bet this has something to do with that director."
"Oh! That reminds me!" Shouted Urza, "After Koop knocked him out, I stole his wallet!" He flipped through an ugly brown wallet. "Aha!" He pulled out a card. "Identification! C.A. VanDinglehopper. What a weird name." He then noticed a $20 bill and slipped it into his pocket.
"Hey guys," said STAREYe suddenly, "Check this out. It's a topic by Fobbio. He says he found Satan lurking in That Place and knocked him out. Hey how is it that we were physically in That Place before, and Fobbio is now, but we're just using a computer now?"
"Wow...that was highly anti-climatic, eh?" Urza said stupidly. He was then slapped for his not cool joke as STAREYe attempted to connect with Fobbio for a voice chat.
"Fobbs? You there, man?" STAREYe said into the microphone. Faintly, a message returned out of the speakers...
"Yes....can he...u. Th...nectio...eally ba...re. Get...ck he...ick!" The speakers then returned a lot of shuffling and scrambling, followed by some quacking, then a giant squid appeared, covering "The Place That's Cooler Than That Place". All together now...

WTF

"Gah!" shouted STAREYe, "Satan turned it into a giant squid! What a fiend!"
"I dunno," said Urza, "Turning a message board into a giant squid doesn't really make you a fiend,"
"What? That's a horrible act of fiendism!" And with that, STAREYe went to Leeman's house of pancakes Satan to find out why That Place was being fiendetized.
When they got there they realized something was wrong. Leeman's House of Pancakes Satan was empty. What's more there wasn't the normal smell of pot-smoke in the air.
"Whoa, this is weird, first That Place is taken over and now Leeman's House of Satan is abandoned," said bluecow (he likes to point out the obvious).
"Let's see if the other place is still normal," suggested Urza.
However, this wasn't the case. As the three checked the other place they realized it wasn't there anymore. Instead, an eye-burning background and the words tim's hardcore sum 41 forum appeared. What could be going on?
"Oh wait, I did that," STAREYe recalled when they tried to figure out what happened to the other place.
"So what happened to the other places?" asked bluecow.
"I told you, I made Tim mod and made the eye burning colours."
"No, the other places, not place."
"Oh, right." So they went to find SkatePunk Mike to see if he had seen anything odd.
So they party walked along....and along...and kept on walking...and they passed a nice floating picture of a cow, so they said "Hi" to it as it passed along and it replied with a nice resounding "**** you guys". So they kept on walking...then they looked down and saw that they were on a treadmill in SkatePunk Mike's house, so they got off and went upstairs to ask him the question they wanted to ask him.

"Hey Mike!" Shouted STAREYe as they got to his bedroom door, "Some d00d k33dn4pp3d u$ 4n|), |-|01Y CR4P \/\/T|= 1$ @01|\|G 0N??/??/slash/??"
"STAREYe?" said bluecow nervously trying to work out what he said, "What are U |)01|\| 4U@G@GH!!1!1"
Urza, being the only person who knows the complicated language of "1337/Internet Idiot Speak", quickly took to the call.
"|-|/\/\/\/\...1f 1 712'/ 70 5|>34k /\/0r/\/\4||'/, 17 <0m35 0|_|7 1/\/ 7h15...but if I speak in their language, it comes out regular! HOORAY! OK guys, I'll translate for the duration of this stupidity."
They barged in to Mike's room, but it seemed to be a completely different place. It looked like some badly decorated evil lab. Standing in the center, studying a glowing orb, was someone who looked vaguely familiar to STAREYe and bluecow.
"$0..." said the person, still facing the other way, studying the large orb, "j00 |-|4Z |=0U|\||) |\/|4|-| |_41R."
"\/\/4|-|??//?/" asked STAREYe.
"He says you found his lair," replied Urza.
"\/\/33|_ $|< UR |)01|\|@?!?!"
"He wants to know-"
"1 |<|\|0\/\/ \/\/|-|4+ |-|2 S41|) |=00!!" roared the mysterious figure. He turned around to face them.
"\/\/411`/0RZ!!!!11!1!" Gasped bluecow.
"Yes," said Wally, "Me. I'm surprised you didn't guess sooner, seeing as I created sex-flavored waffles." Suddenly he whipped a piece of paper out, and the three fainted at the sight of what was on it. The last thing they saw before they lost consciousness was this:

***

When bluecow awoke he was in a prison cell that had a cool laser shield thing blocking him from escaping. The others were nowhere to be seen. As he regained consciousness he began to realize exactly where he was, he was trapped in the Super Secret Test Forum.
"Hey bluecow!" Shouted STAREYe. bluecow looked around.
"Where are you?"
"Next cell over, and Urza is in the next. How we gonna get out of here?"
"You're the admin," said bluecow, "Get us outta here!"
"I can't seem to unlock it." replied STAREYe. "I think I've been de-admined or something!"
"You guys need a hand?" Asked Kooper.
"Whoa!" shouted bluecow. "Have you been with us the whole time Koop?"
"Nah," said Kooper, "A plothole swallowed me back at my computer and spit me out here."
"Sweet, you got the keys?" asked STAREYe.
"Yes...technically," said Koop.
"Then why aren't you freeing us?" asked Urza.
"Because I'm the one who hath imprisoned you here."
Kooper then erupted into 3 minutes of continuous evil laughter while the captives created their escape plans.
"Hey guys!" Shouted STAREYe, "I got an idea!" He then pullout a CD player out of one of him many pockets. He popped in a CD labeled 'Pacman/Homestar' and put it on track 9. Suddenly the most horrible music bluecow and Urza had ever heard started blaring out of the speakers.

Pacman eats up all the dots, Lots and lots, of dots and spots! Pacman eats up all the dots, la la la la la la, la, la la la la, la, la, la la la In the morning, in the evening, in the afternoon...

"AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" screamed Kooper until his head exploded, revealing him to be mechanical! The force of the explosion knocked the bars on their cells down.
"Wh00t!" Yelled STAREYe, laughing at the nearly deaf Urza and bluecow.
"Hooray! There go the bars! But what about these force field things?" Urza asked, tapping the crazy psychedelic force field holding him in his cell. All of a sudden, it disappeared.
"..Well, that was easy!"

They exited the Super Secret Test forum, which locked itself behind them. STAREYe giggled at the description, which he had put on the forum a long time ago.
"This is a short description displayed on your intro page that summarizes all forums when users visit. Be sure to set Forum Descriptions "on" in the General Variables section, if you want your visitors to see this description."
The three of them headed into the next door plotting how to take back That Place. Urza quickly suggested a full frontal assault, using many aquatic animals as weapons. He held his trademark weapon, a large, wet trout, as he said this. STAREYe suggested a stealthy ninja-like aproach, with a lot of shurkin throwing. Urza immediately corrected STAREYe's spelling mistakes (shuriken, aproach), then ducked as STAREYe threw a shuriken at him, hitting a large parade balloon in the distance which then collapsed over downtown That Place, causing mass chaos, 2 minor injuries, and 18 premature births.

Wally looked away from him computer screen and glanced at the security monitor.
"HOT ****!!" He yelled, "They escaped! Get them Cornelius!"
"Yes sir, right away sir!" shouted the Director that had kidnapped the three before, dashing out of the room.

StevieWicks has been watching in the corner in ninja mode, and now wishes there was a Cliff's Notes version of this topic...

So, the three finally decided to rush into That Place and confront the enemy head on. They charged in, each using their signature weapon, but were stopped dead in their tracks when they saw who was their enemy. There, in the center of That Place stood Leeman. "Prepare for battle," he advised the three shocked travelers.
"But, but, but you're not Satan!" shouted STAREYe.
"Yes I am."
"Oh. Oh my, I was employed by Satan."
"You're not preparing for battle," Leeman pointed out.
"But we've got out weapons out and stuff already."
"Hmm, you do." Leeman then pushed a button, and a hole in the wall opened up and Logic Banana darted out and began to attack them!

Timayh: this thread sucks

You should not mince your words, for they are more powerful than you could ever imagine. For example, when Tim said "this thread sucks", a hole opened in the space time continuum, throwing his words into a peace conference between two intergalactic warlords, and unfortunately, in their ancient tongue, "this thread sucks" is the most unimaginably despicable insult one can say, and such they waged war for billions of centuries, killing each other and a few other planets at the same time, which in turn caused the Earth of today to lurch violently, knocking Logic Banana and Leeman to their feet, giving the "good guys" a chance to go and tie them up and win the day. Urza said under his breath
"Thank you Tim, and thank you Douglas Adams!"