Donuts, those mystical foodstuffs eaten by Police officers, Homer Simpson, and pretty much everyone else. Besides being great tasting, donuts have been known to give the eater's cousin's best friend's mom's collage roomate's nephew's dog's former owner's big brother super powers. Seriously, it happened to a friend of a friend of mine once.

Anyway, donuts are wonderful thing that come in many differnt flavours. The best of course, are found lurking mainly in Canada along with their close friend coffee in Tim Horton's.