*My theme in the background, please*

Ahh, that's better. As you all know, that piece of trash Apple Kid is after the chopper I stole from the ol' fart Monotolli. You will never ever find that helecopter, so stop looking, ok? It's just useless. Which is all good and fine and dandy and all that, but this report of the crime wave I will now unleash is because of the obscene science log recorded last week by the one and only Apple Trash and Geezer Andonuts. I am like a monkey, am I? Well, I will show you! I, Pokey Minch, have a brilliant idea. I will now steal all the bananas in the world. Hahaha!

Why bananas, you say? Simple, they taste really good. *drool* Did I say they taste really good? Umm... I meant that bananas are the world's most consumed fruit. Think about it, millions of people eat millions of bananas every day. That will make people starve, businesses go out of business, the economy will suffer, so on and so forth. So every body who sells the delicious yellow fruit, you better hide them or else you won't have 'em any longer! Also, I will steal anything worth stealing, even eggs. Thank you again, Apple Kid, stealing eggs and selling them as chickens is a perfect thing to do at McDonalds and other fine burger joints. Well, see you later, I've got to start my crime spree. Oh, and by the way, water seller, you know, the one I mugged the other day in the desert, that was the worst water I've ever had. Pssssss.......... Oops, hehe, I'm out. And since I am feeling especially evil today, I will even tell the police where I will strike first! That park in Twoson, Burglin Park, or something like that. An old lady sells bananas, an old guy sells eggs, and Everdread is dead! I almost feel sorry for Twoson...

The one and only evil Pokey Minch.

p.s. I am not a monkey, stop calling me that!!!