Wildlife Journal Numero Uno!
by

StarMark
Sunday, July 27, 2003

This is W.W.D. Today I tried out the Sky Runner Version 1.1. The view was incredible, it had a little window below my feet. (what will they think of next?) I don't want to spoil the itinerary, so I won't describe the things I saw. (Too bad for you.) The seating is a little cramped, but Sky Runner 1.1 has alot of cargo space. Anyway, enough about my ride, now onto the um... wildlife!

After a quick hamburger and fries, I started my way to the suberbs of the city. After a short three minute walk, I found my first specimin, the coil snake. It froze still beside me, watching my every move. After taking some pictures of it, I backed off. These snakes are relatively harmless, but could end up strangeling the circulation of your leg. They are not poisoness, and usually run away unless provoked. They are found throughout the world, and are the weaker cousins of the desert thirsty coil snakes and the famous vipers of Scaraba and other deserts. They weigh five pounds and are two feet in length.

After my encounter with the coil snake, I found a spiteful crow. There's just one rule with spiteful crow defense- protective eyewear! Make sure to stop by at the drug store for a pair of goggles... Also, guard your belongings, because the crow has a bit of a thievary reputation. Man's relations with the spiteful crow is one of sadness. Years ago, crows and humans peacefully co-existed with each other and at one time, they were even kept as pets. We used to feed them the only food they are still hooked to, this very day, cookies! (Who doesn't like cookies???) Then, when the spiteful crows started becoming wilder, we noticed some of our valuables started to disappear. Crows began to even peck and blind people whom they had once thought of as their masters. In response to this, we started to hunt the spiteful crow to near-extinction. Now they are known to be found only in Onett and a small protected population are rumored to live somewhere in peaceful rest valley. They are up to two pounds in weight.

I am staying in Onett for a few more days. Please be nice and give a crow a cookie. Hey, that sounds like that children's book, If You Give A Mouse A Cookie., only more catchy. Hehe. Well, see you tomorrow. We will be visiting the tourist attraction, Giant's Step tomorrow. Well, I think its a tourist attraction, atleast until I heard they locked the entrance up... Hmmm.... We'll see if I can somehow get into Giant's Step. Somehow. Hey, bug'nslug lovers out there, tomorrow will be your fave. (hey, another catch phrase. * I'm good * Oh... I just realized something. I didn't even find a runaway dog. Oh well, we will see if I can fit that into tomorrow's agenda. Tomorrow will be a busy day... See ya!

Winters Wildlife Fund to Tame the Animals-Winters Wildlife Documentarian.
 



 
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