The latest report of the Loch Tess Monster, Tessie, has been sighted yesterday by dozens of awe-stricken Tessie watchers! I was just one of the fortunate people. The once in a life time event happened around 10:00 A.M. when the famous Professor Andonut's son, who, his father said should have been in his BOARDING SCHOOL walked mysteriously to the Lake with a monkey!

The cook of the Tess watchers says "I was just about to start the daily stew when Jeff and his little monkey walk in the tent. Of course I gave him some stew, but I had to cook early that day."

The commotion started after Jeff was rested and up again. The wind started picking up, and that is when excitement buzzed harder than the bone dry cold. We knew we would be seeing Tessie today, so we prepared.....

That's when Jeff's monkey did something unbelievable. He chewed some gum, blew the biggest bubble we had ever seen, and floated into the frigid water. Just when we thought he was going to commit suicide like a lemming, thats when it happened! Tessie popped out of the water, carrying the monkey back to his master Jeff, and they just floated off into the darkness....

That's when I realized I just lived out my goal in life! To see Tessie! It was amazing! That is why I will set my standards and goals higher. Thats right, I'm moving out of this wasteland we call Winters inorder to study animals just as amazing and interesting as Tessie. I will travel across Eagleland and other places to bring to you animal behavior and try to find out why the animals have become more violent. I feel that if I don't try and succede at this, perhaps even the nicest creature, Tessie, will become violent too!! This has become my new job, and as I do this, I will give you info on all the top predators and interesting animals and creatures in the world. Till next time,

Winters Wildlife Fund to Tame the Animals, Winters Documentarian
(W.D.)