Well, I finely got me enough money for a plane ticket, and here I am reporting to your from Summers! Unfortunately this is going to be more of a travel guide than a news report, simply because nothing ever happens here, and this is how most interviews go:

Reporter Everling: Hey! How would you like to answer a few-

Surfer Dude: Move it moron, your blocking the sun!

RE: ...

As you can see, people aren't to big on anything but tanning here. Not much can be said about Summers, other than everything looks real nice, costs a fortune, and isn't really all that great. However, if you were to take a short trip east, you would find a much cheaper place to stay. Toto, the port town, is much less big and flashy, but much cheaper. I would recommend staying in Toto on your vacation, and taking the trip west to enjoy the beaches which are the only free part of Summers, although I hear they're thinking of remedying that.

More things to be said about Toto, would be that it has a wonderful flower shop *cough*, called 'The Toto Flower Shop', which despite the name, is really great, and the shipping rates to Eagleland *cough* are unbelievably low. You can also get a boat ride to Scaraba for only $20! I'm thinking of taking this trip, as I hear that there's some explorer's guide to pyramid digging thing going on, that would be really nifty.

So in conclusion, if you're loaded and looking for a relaxing time, Summers is for you. And if your looking for excitement, RUN. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN THIS PLACE IS FLIPPIN' BORING.

-- Eddy Everling