Well, when I decided to find something interesting for this week's story, I found a problem. I asked around with some gossip collectors, and found there isn't anything interesting going on. At least, nothing worth writing an article about. Did you know the Orange kid has a new girlfriend? Anyway, I then decided to find someone interesting to interview, but I couldn't seem to come up with something. I then decided to just get out there and find something. And where is most likely to have something interesting going on? The big city of Fourside.

When I got off the bus, I started walking around the city. I came across a building marked as the meeting place for those working on EarthBound 2. Unfortunately, as I suspected, the door required a password and all the windows were boarded up.

I then went over to Jackie's Cafe. Sadly enough, there simply wasn't anything there worth talking about. But I asked a man if he knew of anything interesting going on, and he told me I might try the hint man who could tell people what they should do next. So I found him, and after forking over a large amount of cash, he said I should head over to the museum. Of course! Why didn't I think of that? I could always get some information on the dinosaur bones. But when I got there, I found after paying the hint man, all I had left was $2, which was going to get me my bus ride home.

So I headed over to Toppola Theater. Me and Venus were next-door neighbors before she left Twoson, so I figured maybe I could get in for free. What I hadn't taken into consideration, is that Venus was currently on vacation in summers, and the theater was closed.

So that concludes my trip to Fourside, in which nothing interesting happened. I'm sorry there wasn't any news. Next time I go to Fourside I'll bring more money.

-- Eddy Everling