Greetings. More adventurous folks may know me as the helpful stranger they met on the road to Saturn Valley. I was asked a favor by the Mr Saturns. When they heard of the Eagleland Travel Guide which was being written by the trumpet player in Onett, they were exited. The Mr Saturn are very friendly and love visitors, unfortunately they live in a very out of the way place, and don't get many travelers. So when the Mr Saturn heard that the Eagleland Travel Guide had be temporarily shut down, they were disappointed, and they asked me to write about their valley.

Saturn Valley is a beautiful place, and all you need to do to get there is go to Threed, walk through the graveyard, go through the secret underground passageway, hike through Grapefruit Falls (where you might just meet me), then climb through the cave full of cockroaches. Once there, you can rest in the hotel for free, buy food exclusive the Saturn Valley such as Peanut Cheese Bars or Piggy Jelly, take a rest in the hot springs, or even hike up the mountain to the tourist attraction that gets the valley the few visitors it has, Milky Well.

And while you're there, Grapefruit Falls is not to be missed as well. You can tour what used to be Master Belch's lair, and is now the Mr Saturn Plush Toy Production Center. For $16.95 you can bring home proof that you went to Saturn Valley. Then on the way out you can receive a photograph of yourself in front of the falls with your new plush toy!

Well, I hope this persuades you to visit the Mr Saturn. They do get very lonely up there and I can't stand to see a sad Mr Saturn. So, until next time I have something to write about, this is your resident helpful stranger saying, farewell!