Yes, you all love the Apple Kid, that smelly starving oaf of a neighbor I have. But nobody loves the real genius of Twoson, the greatest inventor and hottest ladies man around, me, the Orange Kid.

Really, what did the Apple kid ever invent that did anyone any good? Zombie paper, there's no such thing as zombies. Pencil and eraser erasers, besides being confusing names, it sounds like an accident waiting to happen if you ask me! And besides that, trout yogurt. Who in their right mind would eat trout yogurt? That's revolting. I'll bet he's just trying to make everybody sick. Then he can steal your pencils and trap you with his sticky paper. World domination, that's what he's after!

I, on the other hand, create useful things. How many times have boiled an egg, only to realize you wanted to raw? There's a huge market for the reversal of egg boiling, I guarantee it. And what good is an inventor if he smells to much to make public appearances anyway? At least I bathe. In fact, I even have a song about me! In conclusion, I am cooler, smarter, and better then the Apple Kid in every way. I'll bet you noticed even those dumb heroes who used the Apple Kid's stuff and saved the world never managed to damage Pokey's spider mech in any way, and guess who built that? After all, it was Pokey who funded my work, no that stupid punk, Ness. And when Pokey returns and takes over the world, guess who'll be the world's leading scientist? Well, it won't the Apple Kid, I can tell you that.