Tenda Trouble, err, Solve
by

STAREYe
Saturday, February 28, 2004

Greetings, it is I, Reporter Everling, back from my long break. I recalled reading, a long time ago, an ENC letter by a miss Polestar about how the tenda behind Deep Darkness were not getting along. It seemed the non-shy tenda and the formerly shy tenda had got back together and were now arguing over who should be in charge. Anyway, I went to see how the conflict had turned out.

It seems the tenda are getting along now, but what I found when I got there was quite alarming. The tenda were all running around with shoes on their heads! I managed to stop one and have a conversation.

Reporter Everling: Err, what's going on here?

Tenda: Not much, why do you ask?

RE: Well, why do you all have shoes on your heads?

Tenda: Oh! That is how we get along!

RE: Come again?

Tenda: Some time ago, we not all getting along. Then a man in blue came, and told us to get along we needed to have something all the same, like a colour, and that would symbolize peace and we would get along.

RE: And did it work?

Tenda: Yes yes, now we all friends.

RE: You all get along because you wear shoes on your head?

Tenda: Yes, shoe shoe. They help us get along.

Well there you have it I guess. The tenda are no longer fighting, and it seems Mr. Carpainter of Happy Happy Village's ideas have some sense to them. How bizarre. See you next time!
 



 
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