Eagleland was in shock when they read Ghost Everdread’s letter sent to Eagleland News Central. While people were delightfully entertained by this “poor man’s” story, the Onett police station began an investigation. Apparently, every single part of the story is true.

Now, let’s have a quick overlook at the infractions committed by Ghost Everdread:

Infraction Number 1: Breaking a table. That would be enough to get him locked up for an entire year.

Infraction Number 2: Making graffiti on a mirror with his bare finger. We don’t know how much time he’s end up with because it’s the first time we see this kind of hateful crime.

Infraction Number 3: Invisation of privacy. He was in a kid’s bathroom… while the kid was showering. Without permission!

Infraction Number 4: Throwing bowl of cereals in the air. It’s not a crime, but it sure isn’t something we want to see people do. We need to use him as an example.

Infraction Number 5: Sneaking in a bus. Local taxpayer will have to pay his bus entrance fee… Because of that, he should be sentenced to stay in Master Barf’s jail cell.

Infraction Number 6: the biggest crime ever did by a single man, looking in a hotel guestbook. That leaves me speechless.

If you see Ghost Everdread or witness unnatural activities (not involving a doll), please inform Onett’s Police Force immediately. There will be cheesecake and milk for any person who brings us information that will lead us to his arrest.