Hello, my name is Orange Kid. Before I start writing this article, I would like to say that the editor of this travel guide is deeply sorry for the last article. He thought that having a robot do a man job would be a good idea. Well, he was proven wrong. I think that Einstein wrote something about the man vs. machine topic. If he did, he probably made a mistake in it. I keep on finding mistakes in his work. It’s Un-be-lievable.

As I was genially saying, the mysterious editor (that I like to call Mysterious Eddy) called me to offer this job. I said no way. He got me by telling me how great he thinks I am and how his views are not STUPID MR. TRUMPETMAN’s. He also said he’ll finance my researches. I couldn’t say no to that.

I want to take a moment to talk about my book. You should buy Eagleland Travelling for Dummies because it’s the best book ever written in the history of travel. Even better than that Colombus Diary that was released a while ago. Anyway, this book will fit your every traveling need. It is filled with thoughts by a great genius: me! These thoughts I wrote in my books are brilliant. For example, “The world would be a better place if you were all like me.”

Now, let’s talk about Threed! Threed… What can we say about Threed besides the fact that it is a great town…? I invented a very cool machine there. It’s called an orange peeler. You can use it to remove the peel of the bigger half of an orange. Tired of ordinary fruit peeler? Try this amazing new product from Orange Inc.

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling kind of sleepy. I guess that will be it for tonight. I can’t wait to discuss even more about me, me and me! And some cities that you don’t care about…