The second city I visited is Twoson. The reason is simple: there is “two” in the name. So don’t argue with me and go straight to Twoson and have fun there. That is, of course, only if you want to make the same itinerary than me.
Some people say that Fourside is the shopper’s paradise. I would like to say to them that they are not right because my uncle Everdraed told me so. In Twoson, you have a pretty big mall and Burglin Park! Burglin Park is Twoson’s main attraction because of the great deals you can find there. I strongly suggest you check it out but be sure to watch your purse. If you’re a man, you should watch your wallet instead of your purse because men generally don’t have a purse.
While you check out Burglin Park, you can leave your children to Polestar preschool. You’ll only have to take them back once your visit to Twoson is finished!
If you are traveling alone, check out the bicycle shop. Nothing is more fun than riding a bike and feeling the wind in your hair. I love that and you should love it too. The reason of why it is so fun is simple: you get to play with a sweet ringing bell. Drrriiinng! Drrrinnnng! Who could grow tired of that?
After the departure of the Runaway Five, the Chaos Theater as been pretty much abandoned but that is about to change! That’s right, coming February 6 is Eagleland new sensation: Frank Fly. He represents the new generation of crooners and he will make all the ladies melt. If you are a man, be sure to check his moves and learn. That might be useful when you get to Summers.
Before you leave, be sure to check out the thrift shop in Burglin Park. The deal of the century awaits you: a Broken Spray Can for only $ 189!
If you get hungry along the road, order a pizza. Twoson’s Mach Pizza is simply the best Mach Pizza in the world. Don’t forget to try it out. By the way, I heard from a Twosonian that the pizza goes great with a bit of Parsley.
We are now at the sad part of this travel guide. As of next article, I shall be replaced by a robot. You might be sad for me but I was the one who took the decision of leaving. On a brighter note, I took that decision because I found my trumpet! Who needs money when you can express your pain of being broke with music? Could you tell me a single person who’d prefer money over a trumpet? That person must be CWAAAAZY!
