This is a new edition of the mailbag. Enjoy.

Dear Mr. Mysterious Eddy sir,
Do you enjoy think you will enjoy the new mailbag position, and how often does RaSeb beat you heavily about the head and neck?
-From, your friend who does not wish to be stalked,
Garlic

Of course I enjoy think I will enjoy! What kind of person do you think I am? You think that I am the kind that have a triple course dinner and then eat raw fish for dessert. And talking about fishes, have you ever been slapped in the face by one. It might sound funny, but it smells for days, maybe even weeks. Thank you RaSeb, the smell will always remind me how much I love my job. Okay. Good.
-From Eddy who asks what’s you talk ‘bout? I have not done stalking since 199X.

Seriously Mysterious Editor, you do a terrible job at filtering the content. Let me be clearer, recently you have let a few articles slip in the newspaper that are simply bad. Of course I’m specially referring to Miss Hathaway’s most recent article “Not another Miss Hattaway’s Crazy Adventure”. This article, like Miss Hattaways’ previous article, is simply bad. It has no content whatsoever. After reading it, I felt empty and hungry for content. Do you even read the articles you publish, or do you simply publish random stuff? Seriously, you should be careful of what you publish. People want information. For example, I sometimes like to be informed about different species from all around Eagleland, that I why I enjoyed Amy’s latest article, “The Life of a Fobby”. I also like refreshing interview like the Mayor’s Assistant’s “Giovanni Monotoli Tells All”. I also want to be informed of what’s happening in my city; A Reporter’s “Bar Brawl” did just that. I also enjoy articles that make you learn stuff about people who are different than us, like the Tendas. Articles like The Tenda Chief’s “A Day in Tenda” actually make you learn other facet of these creatures. This is not the case in Miss Hattaway’s latest article that basically threats them like animal. Anyway, I rest my case. – The Critique.

Hey buddy. What is this blaming the poor filtering on me? You know I do not read the articles, but at least I take my responsibilities. That’s right. Every update, I pay someone 10$ to select the articles for me. Who is that person you might ask? You! If you readers want a proof, how else could he talk about an article from this week’s edition, in this week’s edition? Touché! I think that you are just jealous that I have a job, and that you don’t anymore. It’s not my fault if you lost your 10000$ per article job, because you had no time since you were doing my job for ten dollars a week. That is just bad financial planning, buddy. But don’t worry, I talked to RaSeb, and he’s willing to giving you your job back. However, expect a slight salary cut: You now get 100$ per articles. Sorry buddy. - Eddy

This concludes this edition of Mailbag. Please be sure to submit for the next edition! Remember PM RaSeb on the forum, and he’ll fax your comment to me. So, yeah, like, goodbye.