One day I went to Summers to enjoy a nice trip to the beach. Hello. I’m Miss Hattaway. I have seen a ghost in the past. Well not really a ghost, just something terribly delightful. Hello Again. I wanted to tell you readers about something very interesting I saw in Summers: An old green thing walking. I thought it was very special. It was talking to itself. It is a very strange thing. It… It is just plain weird.

But then that thing came to speak to me. I learned a lot in contact of that thing. I finally leaned to stop judging and I became friend with this thing. Anyway, he told me something very (that’s right I said he) deep. What is it? I won’t bother you with details. You probably won’t enjoy it as much as I did.

You know, Oranges are a better fruit than Apples because they dress better. That is right. I do not like Apple Kid because he is a pig. I don’t want to judge, but… What kind of person lives with a mouse? It’s like this kid, Ness, traveling with an Exit Mouse in his backpack, treating it as if it was one of his regular items. Awww… kids these days. Anyway, I talked to one of these mice things, and I became friend with this thing. Anyway, he told me something very (that’s right I said he) deep. What is it? I won’t bother you with details. You probably won’t enjoy it as much as I did.

Anyway, back to my point: Microwaves. They are the tool of the devil. They make my food smell funky. But then, I talked to one Microwaves… He told me something very (that’s right I said he) deep. What is it? I won’t bother you with details. You probably won’t enjoy it as much as I did.

Steak sometimes is good. Sometimes it smells funny. But I do not talk to meat. It would be weird. Don’t say I’m old fashion. I have friends who are younger than me. I really do.