It’s been two years since you folks at ENC heard from me… That’s right 2 years. I’m sick at you readers; no one offered help like a ride home or something. But I guess that it’s all right now, since I’m home now. I walked. That’s right, I walked. I’ve changed a lot since the last time you heard from me. I got very angry a society and at today’s youth who didn’t even offered an old tenda a ride, or a simple teleport. I get soooooooo angry when I see those stupid monkeys teleporting in front of me, splashing my face with dirt at the same time.

You know, I didn’t sue after all. Nope, I didn’t sue… Some say I should’ve had sued those evil people at ENC… But I didn’t. Nope. Instead, what have I done? Nothing. That’s right! Nothing.

Until now! I decided to write the single worst article in the universe to prove how incompetent ENC editor RaSeb is! That’s right, if you read this, you’ll know that all the glamorous side of having your article selected on ENC is all a pig pile of puke. That’s right, I talked to the man! Yeah, I yelled at him on the phone, but he kept answering: “not now I’m busy!” or “I’m in China, this is a long distance phone call”. He’s just a bad person.

All I know is that he doesn’t even work at all. Yeah, is buddy Mysterious Eddy does the entire job. All RaSeb does is collect ENC’s advertisement revenue.

Here’s how I’ll hurt ENC, a new Mailbag column will be created, either on this issue or in the next one. Make sure you submit why ENC sucks, and why RaSeb sucks, and why the Walking Tenda rocks!!! Yeah!

Hahahahahaha! If ENC’s editorial staff publish this, they are such lazy morons!!! Hahahaha!