You know what gets an old Tenda like me angry? Cheaters. I was promised help to pay for the gas if I managed to incite people to submit articles to this mean news central thing. Result: no help. I’m still stuck in Onett. As if it wasn’t enough, I have to return the book Making People Shy in two days. Those meanies are meaner than the Blue meanies in Happy Happy Village. Now not only I can’t get home, I can’t even bring the book. Worst of all, I owe the Onett hotel 350,000$. There’s no way ENC is getting away with it. I’m ready for some legal actions.

Anyway, what have I done IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS? Not much… Being a shy Tenda, I just hid in my hotel room. I also observed the fascinating phenomenon that is a motorcycle the rusts. I can’t even use it anymore. I just don’t know what to do. If only I knew how to read, I could’ve read the book here… You see I was supposed to bring it to the chief of Tenda’s so he could read it out loud to the rest of us. What is that? You don’t believe that I can’t read because I know how to write. Well, since I’m not a lier, I’ll tell you the truth… I’m lazy. If I was a lier, I would’ve said that I used a sophisticated voice typing device thing. But, as I just said, I am not a lier. Not a lier. I never lie. Never ever… Never.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that I hate the people of ENC, because they used me. I feel so shameful. An old Tenda like me… The only thing that means network did was giving badges to the people who submitted articles to me during my quest. But they lied about the status of the quest… They never gave me anything. Anyway, I am mad and hopeless.

Before I leave this hotel room and simply take the bus home, I would like to answer the question that many of you asked me: Why am I still shy? Well, you see… It’s very simple: I was working on building my very own very small motorbike in my cavern while the chief Tenda read the Overcoming shyness book. Another question you might want to ask yourself is: why didn’t I just take the bus home? The answer to that is also very simple: Why pay 18$ to take the bus when ENC said they were going to pay all my gas.

Anyway, I’m suing, swing, sewing… I don’t know which of the three is about legal actions… Just a second, I’m going to the library to check in the dictionary. I hope no one sees me; I don’t feel like talking to anyone.

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Okay, I’m back. The word is “suing”. I’m suing.