Hey there! It’s me the Local Sports Buff! Welcome to this edition of the first annual forecast for the EHL. As you all know, The EHL is the new hottest thing in Eagleland since I decided to go with cold coffees. (Thanks for the idea Coffee Addict!) Well, don’t be alarmed parents; The EHL new owner assured the fans that this year will be a lot less violent.

For the two astronauts who just came from space or something, EHL is the Eagleland Hockey League. HELLO! Well, it is the second season and last year, we saw some hot ice breaking action. Unfortunately, the season was cut short because there was too much violence. The new General Manager, Ghost of Everdread, suspended the players guilty of most of the fights. Those players are: All of the Your Sanctuary Location Bosses, Chief Strong, Ness, Frank Fly, Jason and the Cooky Wooky Women.

The league also expanded forcing the teams to recruit more minor enemies (like Runaway Dogs) and children.

Last year, we saw great potential for this league and we should see it bloom this year. Unfortunately, the three years contract signed by defenseman Carpainter is probably going to make lot of player jealous. The player who just played 12 regular seasons game (on 20) made 2 goals and 12 assist got a 500,000$ contract. It’s more than enough to buy him a house on the Onett’s seaside. We will now see him in the uniform of the Summer’s Chills.

Stay tuned for the next part of this Special report! I’ll have a roster as well as an analysis of the different EHL teams.