Hey there, I’m Ness. You might remember me from such adventures like saving the world from Giygas… Well, recently, my mom decided to write a letter to ENC and let me say that I am now scared of leaving the house. People have been looking at me strangely since ENC published that article and that’s why I decided to clear things up.

First, people called me a Mamma’s boy… Tell me where in that article it states that I’m a mamma’s boy. I’m a regular teen boy with SPECIAL POWERS. That’s right, special powers! Not special needs like some of you punks out there told me.

Maybe my mom cooks steak for me a lot, well… So what? I’m just lazy. I know how to cook but I just don’t like it. I’m tired of all the immature people who like to pretend that they are mature. It’s getting on my nerves.

Another thing, and this one goes to ENC’s editors, don’t publish letters that could be harmful to people’s reputation. I know that she’s my mom and that she meant no harm but you should at least filter the stuff you receive… I even read an article written by a clumsy robot! Come on people, do your job! You don’t realize that my life is ruined by your fault. Paula now wants to reconsider our relationship. I know that this lousy Reporter Everling been bringing her flowers… I know! He must have been the one who accepted to publish this article… Maybe it was Mysterious Eddy but I doubt it because he’s only taking care of the travel section. It must be Everling since he’s the one who usually writes about that kind of stuff. Maybe he heard that my mom was writing that letter and she didn’t send it and he decided to write a letter pretending to be her! I’m a genius. A really paranoid genius!

Reporter Everling, I shall have my revenge! Mwahahahahaha!

Edit: I later found out that my mom really wrote this letter and that the letter was processed by the clumsy robot and not Reporter Everling. So I guess I’ll say that I’m sorry to have doubted your honesty Everling.

P.S. STOP GIVING FLOWERS TO PAULA, EVERLING!