Hello there sleepy bones! My son Ness used to be the only person I called like that but since everyone of you “hip” youngster say it is “cool” to sleep, I guess I’ll call you all “sleepy bones”! I’m writing this article to show how much “in the wind” with all you youngsters to my son Ness.

The other day he wanted to bring Paula to Fourside to do some shopping. I wanted to come with him but he said: “No way, maaaaaaa…. I can’t be seen with my mom, it’s not cool.” That’s when I told him that people would think that I’m his older sister. He replied: “No way, you’re not cool enough for people to think that you’re my sister.” That really was hurtful to my fragile mother heart.

I told him that I’ll write a letter to ENC to show the world how “fresh” I was. He thought it was a bad idea but I’ll show him that I can still get “jiggy” with “coolness”. So here I am writing deliciously young and fresh stuff for youngsters all around the world. I think that I’m cool enough to do whatever I want without caring. Maybe I’ll even cook a steak right now! How cool will that be? Not cool at all since it’s going to be HOT! Do you like that little cool-hot thing I just did there! I’m sure you do!

Victory! Ness told me he’d bring me with him if I don’t click on the submit button. He’ll never know. He keeps on telling me little lies; it must be cool to make small lies!

Eat your vegetable and keep them fresh!