Hello and uh, err, 'welcome' to my article about us, the Spiteful Crows.

This will tell about us, how we came to be, and all that other cruddy junk noone cares about.

First, you are probably saying 'OMFG WTF IS WTH TEH NEM!!!!1111111oneone'. If you were even knew ANYTHING, you would know we steal cookies a helluva lot. And you always need milk with cookies. ALWAYS. So it means why you don't see us with milk, or for lack of a better name, what I just said. So, if you don't understand any of that, go flush your head, throw a brick at your computer, break your mom's priceless china, and go tell everyone you like Brad Pitt. Or whoever that arse is.

Anyways, back to the topic...

Well, you see, even though Giygas WAS destroyed, we didn't stop what we did. We still hang around Ness's house, he always has a bunch of cookies... I think he wants to give them to Paula, but they're usually gone by the time he reaches the Onett border. Funny how he destroyed a Cosmic Destroyer, but couldn't fend off a dozen crows... Heh.

And, now to where we REALLY live.

We do not live in trees. Oh no. We were kicked out of every tree in the world for being too spiteful. So we live underground. We threw the moles out. You may find them above ground alot. We usually wake at night time, and try to get food. Too bad there's not a dro p of water in Onett. We can't drink.

We originated from Tenda Village. We were too spiteful for them and they shooed us away in complete silence. Little bums. We lived peacefully there. Er, well, not peacefully. 'OMFG PARTEH @ MY HOSE' could be heard every few seconds. Neon signs, cookie stores (which were robbed commonly), and many other cool stuff. Then some fungus grew on a rock, a Tenda (who is now the 'Elder') was born, he grew more moss, making more Tendas, and they shooed us away like I already said.

Now, we used to be slick and cunning (And we still are), but nowadays, we have lost alot of that. From our normal, always partying, never sleeping selves, we have turned into these stupid, caffeine obsessing, sleeping, semi-partying crumbums.I pity myself; I snack out on cookies and coffee too much to stay awake.

Now, there's the small matter about why we eat cookies...

For you idiots out there, cookies are a main source of food. And for us, it's the only thing we can eat. You see, the first cookie ever made was snatched from the creators hands by my great great great great grandpa, Smoky the Smokin' Crow. At least, that's what he was called by us. Since we were new to the world, and that was the first thing we saw (well, not him. He was born before them), they grew to respect cookies. We even have a cookie shrine where we all flock to every day to pray for good cookies.

Now, I think I've done a very small description on alot. Now to move onto the more interesting stuff...

You see, we aren't bad. We just can't get food very easily, and we go crazy and start fighting someone for food. But please: don't pity us. We pity YOU. We can't have everything messed up like that.

So, uh, maybe see you once I decide to write more, I need to get a few gallons of coffee in me before I can do anything else. Ta ta!