Harrumph... It seems I have to write an article for people to understand that everything is under control in Onett... I have better things to do, like mouth off to people...

Well, I have gotten many complaints about our Police force. I don't know why, I think they are doing an excellent job. It's not THAT big a deal that we couldn't hold off the Sharks, and some dumb kid beat my best officers...

And that robbery that took place at the Hamburger Shop last week was a fake! When we got there, everything seemed to be in order. Oh sure, there was $1000 dollars missing as well as a few Hamburger Meals, but hey, that could just be a coincidence.

Chief Strong says that his men are in tip top shape. Today we did a surprise drill to put them through the test. Sure, they may have been slow and sloppy, but at least they finished it in a day. That's a record for Onett's Police Force.

For those of you which would like to sign up as a police officer, you may. But I think that what it is now cannot get any better.

All the kidnappings, robberies, and any other illegal acts are taken care of.

Now, about that meteor...

That was a big thing. Our officers got there in their cars in record time: two hours. There were people in the way, so they told them to move. They had everything under cover; the fires, t he crazed civilians, and, (I hope), the meteor. One boy caught his hand on fire, but that was his own fault. It was defiantly not the Police's.

Now, I hope you understand that everything is under control. No need to worry. No need to sue me. No need not to vote for me.