Ok, this'll be quick. I gotta go get squashed by Ness in a minute.

So, this is about us Black Antoids. Our only real power is PSI. Sure, we're bugs: But hey, we're smarter than Jeff.

Our powers are strong: PSI Healing, PSI Flash, PSI blah blah... You get the picture.

Some people are annoyed when they see us. I don't know why; we are a oveable breed of bugs. They just annoy us quickly and we are sent to combat.

Yeah, our powers aren't really 'offence-ish', but hey, it gets the job done. I bet YOU'VE never seen a small little ant just crawl by and zap you. Why, my dad knows PSI Shield Omega! Now that is impressive.

People favour those stupid little Magic Butterflies... Sheesh. We fought against each other many times, and they usually win. So that is why we were forced to live in caves and stay around Rambling Mushrooms. Believe me, they DO ramble.

Some people keep us as pets, but because of our powers, we are usually dumped. I mean, come on! We are way better than some dumb breed of butterflies that heal you... We can heal too! We are always unerestimated. If someone took a bit of time to get to know us before sitting on us, they would grow to like us.

We do not steal food. Bears do. They keep blaming us. What did we do? If I was five feet taller, I would kick their butts...

Now, you'll probably hear the Magic Butterfly (Boo!) story sometime. But now, onto the most IMPORTANT part of this article, the true- SQUASH.