Explorer's Guide to Pyramid Digging and Treasure Searching
by

KK Lombardi
Friday, August 1, 2003

Hello fellow explorers! Today I would like to teach yeh a bit about explorin'. Today's subject will be the Pyramid in Scaraba.

Now, yeh may've seen this pyrimid in pictures before. Yeh may've heard it has a treasure. Well lads and lasses, it does. Let meh take yeh into the pyramid to find out more.

To enter, yeh must do a special dance in front of the sphinx. I can't remember it right now, but I know that a stone slab somewhere in a museum says what to do. Upon entering this great structure, yeh will see a lot of weird Hieroglyphs on the walls. Be warned, as some a these can come to life when yeh back is turned. Keep your wits about yeh.

A long walk waits ahead of yeh, so bring something to eat, but don't be bringin' any of yur gameboys, or little hand-held devices, because it will disturb the mummies, it will. When yeh reach a room with a big casket blockin' the enterance to the next room, yeh have to get past the monster inside the casket. Its a great powerful stone creature, capable of great evil. I shall repeat what I said before. Keep your wits about yeh.

Finally, you enter a room with the legnedary Hawk's Eye. This treasure will give yeh the power to see in the swamp, Deep Darkness.

Congradulations lads and lasses! You should've gotten the Hawk's eye by now. You have completed meh first lesson. Be prepared next time as we will enter another place of excitement and mystery.
 



 
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