Hello and Welcome to the Eagleland Weekly News. This is Jeff Andonuts, your weekly news reporter.

-Common News- Today in Twoson, a new gang has formed, and dubbed themselves, "The Marshmallows". The Onett Police rushed to twoson earlier today to find marshmallows with rude faces drawn on the buildings. They are still cleaning that up. And now to The apple kid with the weather.

-Weather- This is Apple Kid, and we are in for some rough weather. all around Eagleland, we will get freak storms, not to mention whirlpools are pooping up everywhere. stay out of the water folks. make sure you buy enough food to last you a week inside. Now to Flying Man #8 with sports.

-Sports- Hiya.Im Flying man #8.I'll be doing the sports around here. Well, today some kid invented a sport called "hit the chicken with a rock". He thought I was the chicken. Boy, did he get a beating for that.

er.... thank you Flying Man #8. That is all for the News. This has been Jeff Andonuts, with your weekly Eagleland news. thank you and goodnight.