Hi guys, back again! sorry we got so much interference before. Ness and I got
some new info to share.
Recently, the cultists have changed what they paint. Now they are painting
everything Pink. Pink! Yeah, I know its really weird. Those Moonside creatures
have disappeared... and Mr Monotoli ran off, I'm guessing it was to escape from
carpainter. After some lunch, a long trip to the bathroom, and a game of mini
golf, Ness was ready to go. But he didn't seem to happy, he lost at mini golf.
We were walking around the now pink happy happy village, and we met someone
very mysterious, and odd above all else. "hey guys!!! Wheres the fire? Got
something to do? After somebody? Huh huh huh???? Ooo.. quick guys eh? Think you can catch
me?? NO! 'Cause I'm the muffin man, and I shall conquer the world! Yeah, you are
scared now! Muahahahahahaha!!!" and then the guy ran off. Thinking about what just
messed with our minds, we walked over to the burger shop. After realizing there
was no burger shop, we didn't know what to do.
We tried to trap Carpainter, but he didn't go for the sandwich bait. We
tried finding some walkie talkies to make us look cool, but we realized. that they
don't see any in Eageland. So we decided, for your pleasure, to bring you Flying
man #5, with his comic genius.
annnnd.... the Flying man!
Hi. You are probably wondering, "hey, why is that bird funny?"
because I am funny. Funnier than you. Funnier than anybody ever. You know
why? Because I deserve to be funny. You deserve to be a big slab of meat, bones,and
other things to laugh at my funniness. The reason you were given vocal cords,
lungs, and a mind was to laugh at me.
Yes. To laugh at my jokes. They are superior to any of you. Which makes me
the ulitmate being. Yeah, the cup of coffee is funny. But Im still the funny of
all funnydom. You are probably thinking, "hey, that bird-man is insulting us
and the cup of coffee!" Well maybe I am. I do that. Its my job to be funny. I
bet you are thinking, "hey, when is he gonna do the jokes?". You want jokes?
here is a joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a complete fool with no
thought whatsoever about anything that could happen. You know what happened to
that chicken? He died of being an idiot and crossing the road so many dang
times. I should know... he was my cousin.
I know that if you understand true funniness, you would be laughing through
this whole article.But I bet some of you weren't. Do you know why? Because you
were to stupid at the time to understand a word I'm saying. Oh, and if I insulted
anybody, Im sorry. Im going home now. Maybe Ill come back later and let you
listen to my great funny.
maybe it will rub off on you.
pfffh.yeah right.
P.S. This article was meant in no way to insult anyone.
