Hey all you crazy Earthbound people! How are you all doin' out there tonight? I've got a great show for you tonight, but how can you trust me? I mean, Just look at my name!!!

Now I don't get it, why do people never trust me? I know my name may get you thinking, but I am a really trustworthy guy! But you don't believe me. Who does?

I walked into this restaurant the other day, and I realized something. You ever seen those stupid plastic stands advertising the restaurants' food? I mean, no one ever buys that stuff! And when you pull up to Wendy's or Taco Bell, they always ask you if you wanna try some new stupid item on the menu. No one ever orders that stuff either! It's a complete waste of time and - "Ness! Use PSI Rockin Omega!" Oh, hi guys! Me and ness are battling some cultists and can't talk now. We'll see ya later!! - and before I knew what was happening, My ice cream was gone! - *click* beeeeep...."we are sorry for these interruptions, but we must disconnect you until we can fix these problems. Please try later."