Hello living breathing people. I am a regular trash can from onett... but I can talk.

My life is as much as a banana. It starts out new and ripe, just like me. smelly, and full of garbage. That was the life. Then, some weirdo walks up and starts takin' bugers and crud outta me. it ruined my life. I need trash. I die without it.

A boy just walikng up and...taking trash from me is unheard of. what kind of manic does this to a trash lovin guy? Ness! Oh sure, he saved the world. Big dip. I get rid of your trash. can Ness eat solid titanium? No. But I can

I am not special because I can talk. Im special because I make what makes you plug your ugly nose gone. Garbage. My savior. banana peels, old news papers, rotten fruit, its all good to me. You crap humans, always so picky about your freaking food. I just eat what I get. you should be thankful, for all the food.

But no, you have to just eat what tastes good. I? I eat what I can. I am grateful. you are not. therefore, I am better than you. stupid trash can you say? I may not be educated, but I'm much better than any of you. Peace out fools.