Odd Sightings at Happy Happy Village!!!
by

KK Lombardi
Tuesday, July 29, 2003

Odd sightings? Just what kind,you say? Weird ones!!! As you may know, Happy Happy village was once taken over by the mad Happy Happist Cult. Run by an Odd carpainter, The cult was defeated by Ness of Onett. But recently, it seems that the carpainter has returned. While I was taking a walk with my bud Ness, we entered the Village. What we saw, wasnt pretty.

Thousands upon thousands of cultists, running amok painting everything with Pepsi logos. It didnt make any sense. Why pepsi logos? We asked one of the villagers, who was once wearing a nice dress, now covered in the soda's logo.

"Well, they all snapped yesterday. They were in an alley, drinking pepsi, when they went crazy and did this!! They all grabbed KFC buckets full of chicken, and they started throwing the chicken at us to scare us into our houses. When we had all ran into our homes, scared, they started. Logo upon logo, and they only stopped to play some soccer, but otherwise they paint day and night!" -Lady of Happy Happy Village.

There was more. It appeared that odd creatures from a place known as moonside, a place of pure illusion, had escaped when ness had left from this city of neon. They appeared just an hour ago, scaring people out of the village with their creepy looks.

This is all I have found out. More on this story soon.

-Picky Minch
 



 
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