KK Lombardi Tuesday, July
29, 2003
Odd sightings? Just what kind,you say? Weird ones!!! As you may know, Happy Happy
village was once taken over by the mad Happy Happist Cult. Run by an Odd
carpainter, The cult was defeated by Ness of Onett. But recently, it seems that the
carpainter has returned. While I was taking a walk with my bud Ness, we entered
the Village. What we saw, wasnt pretty.
Thousands upon thousands of cultists, running amok painting everything with
Pepsi logos. It didnt make any sense. Why pepsi logos? We asked one of the
villagers, who was once wearing a nice dress, now covered in the soda's logo.
"Well, they all snapped yesterday. They were in an alley, drinking pepsi, when
they went crazy and did this!! They all grabbed KFC buckets full of chicken, and
they started throwing the chicken at us to scare us into our houses. When we had
all ran into our homes, scared, they started. Logo upon logo, and they only
stopped to play some soccer, but otherwise they paint day and night!" -Lady of Happy
Happy Village.
There was more. It appeared that odd creatures from a place known as
moonside, a place of pure illusion, had escaped when ness had left from this city of
neon. They appeared just an hour ago, scaring people out of the village with their
creepy looks.
This is all I have found out. More on this story soon.
-Picky Minch
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