Lately every time I've been taking money out of my atm account, the balence seems to be off. After checking it for a couple hours I noticed something, they've been hitting me with 100% surcharges! What's the deal guys?!?! I remember back in the day when we got paid for our hint giving work we would take our pay straight off to the bank and there were no surcharges to pay there when we wanted to take out OUR OWN MONEY! To this I say; NUTS! Join me and help eliminate surcharges in Eagleland; RaSeb has been taking advantage of us for TOO LONG!!!

Whew! I'm glad I got that out of my system! The real enemy, however, is not RaSeb, but the root of all evil himself, Mayor B.H. Pirkle. His higher than helium taxes are hitting everyone hard! What do we get for them? Well for one thing we get the comfort of knowing that Mr. Pirkle gets a very nice estate to carry out his nefarious plans, we also know that he can afford to take a lot of expensive vacations on our money! Let's storm city Hall! His evilness has gone on too long! So yeah! Elect Leeman for mayor! So wait... are we still going to storm City Hall?

The End...?