Citizens of Eagleland are ecstatic to learn that Labs’ Labs, Inc. has finally released the counter-measure to the Bad Key Machine, dubbed the “Good Lock Machine.” The Good Lock Machine is a device that uses a special electronic code which can only be opened by a key of the matching electronic code, and it is impossible to picklock this device. Expect to see the Good Lock Machine coming to stores near you and please send your apologies to Maxwell Labs, who was now been proven innocent. Labs claims the device will sell from $10-20 in local shops. Another reason citizens are ecstatic is that police have captured the perp responsible for the duplication and distribution of the Bad Key Machine. The man who duplicated the Bad Key Machine and then sold it on the internet turned out to be an anonymous conman from Deep Darkness who was just looking to make a few dollars. He has been arrested and taken into custody at the Eagleland police department. A court hearing will take place for this man a few weeks from today. The man’s arrester, police chief Captain Strong, claimed there would be free donuts and coffee for everybody on the Onett police force for a week. Police are also searching diligently for any remaining Bad Key Machines, and this crisis is expected to die down over the next few months. More as it develops.