Eagleland is in shock at a new theft device that has been circulated in exceedingly large quantities. Since the “Bad Key Machine” became available on Ebay, crime rates have skyrocketed. The Bad Key Machine is a device that unlocks virtually any security device that involves a key, in just seconds and with unbelievable ease. This has lead to innumerable break-ins of homes, businesses, cash registers, and anything else that can be unlocked with a key. The man to blame for this crime outbreak is its inventor: Maxwell Labs. Maxwell graduated from Snow Wood Boarding School in Winters, and has since become a renowned scientist. People are wondering about this mad scientist, “What kind of sick freak makes a device which renders locks useless, and then distributes them to the common public? Am I safe at home?” The good news is, scientists are working on a device that can counter the Bad Key Machine, though they refuse to reveal how it’s being made. If anyone has any information on the whereabouts of Labs or anything else that may lead to his arrest, please tell the Fourside Police Department. This criminal must be brought to justice.