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Come to Eddie's. New gas station. Low prices. Good food. Double burgers served.

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Fast service. Convenient location. Friendly staff. Lottery tickets available.

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Restrooms available. Choose between self-service or staff service. Allow me to serve you.

(Throws bomb)

Crap. Dud. No good. Must restore power.

(Replenishes fuel supply)

Much better. Count down resetting.

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Please. Come to Eddie's. We serve you right. Car vacuums available.

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Air compressor available. Candy. Pop. Beer. Snacks. Come in for a quick stop.

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On a road trip? Need to refuel quickly? Just need a quick cheap snack, come to Eddie?s. Part now we must.

(Throws bomb.)

Come to Eddie's Gas Station Today.