Pokey: Enter, Belch! Fear not, your betrayal is forgiven.
Belch: *Burp!* How did you know it was me?
Pokey: I could smell you a mile away. Tell me, Belch, why have you disgraced me with your fowl presence?
Belch: I came to ask how you can be sure Ness won't interfere with your plans? *Burp*
Pokey: Excellent question, Belch, and the answer is quite interesting: I have discovered the most powerful energy source in the universe!
Belch: *Burp* And what might that be?
Pokey: The same energy I regetably used to revive you and the clan of Starmen. I found it in today's era where Ness defeated Giygas while I was returnning from the past. It is the same energy Giygas was made of. I have named after my fallen master: Giygnium! With this power, I will destroy Ness, and I will conquer the world!
Belch: *Burp* What about Ness's powers? *Burp*
Pokey: Belch, how long has it been since Ness has been in combat? Three years. His powers will have grown weak over time. He will not stand a chance! (An alarm goes off)
Belch: *Burp* Some one is here! *Burp*
Pokey: Then what are you doing in here instead of guarding the entrance like you are supposed to? (Belch quickly leaves and contacts Pokey again)
Belch: Sir, it's the cold goods truck again.
Pokey: Oh, goody, he came early today! My source of power has arrived: Desert! Greet him and get me my food.
Belch: I can't. Last time I tried, he sped away, screaming. *Burp*
Pokey: Then have the New age HIppie get it.
Belch: Of course, sir. *Burp*
Pokey: My plan is to perfect to fail. I'll see you soon, Ness, very soon! Wahahahahaa! HHAHAHAHAHA! *Cough! Cough! Hack*