Welcome to the Second Edition. I added a few more things that I heard while surfing Eagleland.

- The Master who trained Poo is heading to jail. He was accused of imitating the old guy from the 3 Ninjas and getting many hot chicks. He was later quoted as saying "Eeeeyyyyy!" He was arrested on a second charge before he could imitate the Fonz as well.

- The two 'laying' sprites in the Fluke Machine has been downloaded about 30 times by some Internet user named ... "Carpainter". More details as we receive them.

- "NessBot" lost its hat. A few amusing instances happened including JeffBot thinking it was PaulaBot. Needless to say ... Jeff is now wanted in many cities.

- Oriental People are hot.

This is Noose Man signing off with one word of advice: "Don't."