Welcome to McDonaldTrumps! How may I help you today? You want what? Turn off your vehicle. I cannot hear you, Sir ... or Ma'am. PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR, Oh sorry for yelling Sir. What may I get for you? I'm sorry, we don't serve burgers here. We focus in other animals like Mad Duck and Jeff Andonuts. An intestine burger? I told you. WE DON'T SERVE BURGERS. How about a Ham and Duck (I actually typoed this. It's a good thing that I double checked this article. LOL -RLilley) sandwich? Sir? Are you there? SIR?! Sorry. If you cannot order, just ... Sir? A salad? Duck (Had 'Suck' there. Jeez, Duck is so easy to typo. -RLilley) and Deer Soda? Well, we do have that! You can earn a free Kermit guitar if you buy the Liver and "Bunyans". You interested, Sir? Yes? Great! What else can I mark you down for? A taco? HECK YES. And what else? A Sharp Fish? Does it matter what sort of fish? How about a ... Okay fine. I could give you a Manly Fish. Or, how about some Worthless Protoplasm? Yes! Please pull ahead to the window!

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Here you AHHHHH! NOT PSI GOODBYE! *KERPLOWEEEEEE* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. THEY GOT THEIR MEAL FREE. KILL THEM. TRACK THEM DOWN AND ... Oh, Sir? You forgot to pay? Well, sure! The meal came to $125.20. Thank you, and I hope to see you again!

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