Well, I have eleven words to begin this guide for all you "T" fans out there. "Don't ever bash the robots ... I SHALL COME AND KILL YOU." It's really simple to understand. Simply put, I am sick of the bashing of Robots. More specifically, the Clumsy Robot. it's so frickin' adorable! And you treat it like trash! Reminds me of the Sour Skittles or whatever the heck they were. When the girl comes down the stairs and is all "OH MY GOODNESS LOVE ME PAMPER ME PLEASE SAY I AM THE BEE'S KNEES WHAT IS THAT MAN MAKING FACES AT ME FOR OH MY AHHHHHH DEATH TO NAZIS AND SCREW FLANDERS." and then the family yells things like 'WHAT IS SHE? TRASH?!" Yes, I have forgotten my point. Let me read up ... uh huh ... uh huh ... uh huh. I see. Well, yes. The Clumsy Robot died because of all of you! YOU AND YOUR MOCKING! Well, maybe he didn't die. But he is sad. DEPRESSIVELY SAD! Is that even a word? Well, maybe he is just a tad sad. Hehe. Rhyme.

Back to the point .... (If there ever was one!) I am 'T'ired of everyone blaming the Robot for the Miner's mistakes or something. It tried its hardest, and you just yell. YELL. LIKE THE CRAZY BOZOS YOU ARE. STUPID BOZOS. I'm sorry. I have an anger management program. Err, problem. Wow. I must have had too much Iced 'T'. Does that make me a cannabal? Regardless, I have written to the Mayor and demanded that justice be dealt to those mockers. I'm sick of watching all this robot racism. For all I know, you could all start kicking the behind of The Letter 'G'. Heck, you already scared away letters 'F', 'J', 'Q', and 'V'! Want to spell visible? WELL YOU CAN'T. YOU SCARED AWAY THE 'V'. IDIOTS.

Oh, and 'X'. But I may have contributed to that.

Well, I'v ranted, raved and ... ranted long enough. Actions speak louder than words, so I'm off to hunt each and every one of you down to SLIT YOUR SHOE LACES SO YOU CAN'T PUT THEM ON. THEN YOU WALK TO YOUR PARKING LOT WITH YOUR BROKEN DOWN FORD WINDSTAR STEPPING ON BROKEN GLASS SCREAMING "OH DEAR LORD, I LEFT THE IRON ON." You will then proceed back into your house to find all your cats on fire or something. Yeah ... that'll show you. THAT'LL SHOW YOU ALL. YES, YOU. No, not you. Idiot. The dude beside you.