Days have gone by ... (Okay, one.) and people have been chanting for another
interview from the great "Reporter". Compare the "Reporter" to GameFAQs.com.
Well, we are the IGN.com, to this reporter. Simply put, we are here to BREAK
THINGS, and be the better interviewer. We know we can do better, and we are
here to prove it. Who better to be the interviewer, than the most important
letter in the alphabet?
The Letter 'E' -
"Welcome, Welcome! I ... am the Letter 'E'. This is my breakout project due
to the fact that I did not appear on too many buildings in the great land of
Onett. However, Onett is not the place for this wonderful conversation. We
are in Twoson, in the home of the Apple Kid. Hello, Mister Apple Kid. Might I
tell you that you smell like bird feces?"
Apple Kid -
"Why, thank you! What a wonderful thing to say! I thought I'd freshen up the
place for when you got here!"
The Letter 'E' -
"You creepy, creepy man. Now Apple Kid, I must ask you some standard
questions. How is it, knowing that you helped save the world, with the help
of the young hatwearing Ness?"
Apple Kid -
"It's quite invigorating. I mean, I get to sit at home on my lazy ...
astronauts?! IN SPACE?!"
The Letter 'E' -
"You should turn off the TV and pay attention to the interview."
Apple Kid -
"A splendid idea. Well, I get to sit at home and do nothing. All because of
my hard work in creating pencil destroyers, and machines and such, while my
brother has to go out and get a job to support himself. Did you know I'm the
sponsor for "Uncle Granny's Pet Pops"? I just received a year's supply! I
mean, dang! I'm going to be set for quite sometime!"
The Letter 'E' -
"I see ... well, you have lived in Twoson quite some time. Which place in our
great world did you enjoy seeing the most?"
Apple Kid -
"Well, I don't leave the house that often ... unless I'm kidnapped. So I'd
have to say the tubage in Stonehenge. Surprisingly comfortable."
The Letter 'E' -
"That's wonderful! Do you have any advice for anyone who may wish to be just
like you?"
Apple Kid -
"Ahh ... No. I'm way too lazy to even think about it."
The Letter 'E' -
"You heard it here first, folks. Now, tune in next time when I interview ...
... ... ... ANOTHER PERSON! Peace out."
