I bet you didn't know that us cows could use the Internet. I didn't either. This was before Carpainter told us about this sweet game that we could play online! It's called Runescape, and it's amazingly fun!

The reason I'm writing about this topic is because of a crime being committed by you human people people. This would be, the killing of my bovine brothers for 'skill raising purposes'. What the heck is that?! You'll kill us cows because we're only level 2?! How would you like it if I started stomping around Twoson, eating and destroying little Polestar children to gain skill points? Would you like it?! Just because we're portrayed weaker in the game, does not mean we should be hunted for that sole purpose!

... I just had a great idea! I shall make a similar game. This game, is Cowscape. Such skills you can learn are "Childcutting", "Childburning", and "Childtaking". This is going to rule! I'll tell all my friends! I'm so excited!

Other than the whole Cow-killing thing, Runescape is a really great game that I think everybody should play. Find it here: http://www.runescape.com

Oh, by the way ... you can kill cows, but not sheep?! What's up with that?!