Hello, and welcome to another addition of Wildlife Watch. Today, we’ll explore the Twoson area and see what sort of creatures live there. These animals are more threatening than those in the Onett area, so this should be exciting.

The living mushrooms of the area are seen the most often. They have a defense mechanism that is especially nasty for this area. They scatter spores all over you and a mushroom grows on your head, causing you to go crazy (sorry about that earlier Bill). However there is a very peculiar man at the local hospital that will buy these mushrooms for a good price. This has led to the practice known as shrooming, in which a group or individual grows many mushrooms on their head and then sells them. However, this has been known to cause health problems so it isn’t recommended as a safe way to make money.

On an even stranger note, hippies, old women, party men, and local guys have begun attacking passerby. While not really wildlife we thought these deserved to be included due to their odd behavior. Many people think the cause of these attacks is madness, while others believe it is some new cult that is terrorizing the city. Whatever the reason for the behavior you should probably try to avoid confrontation with these people because they have been known to put people in the hospital.

That about covers the Twoson area’s wildlife. I hope you enjoyed today’s Wildlife Watch. Be sure to check back soon, because Peaceful Rest Valley is our next destination.