I know what I’m about to tell you will sound farfetched. You’ll probably think I’m crazy and go on to the next story but let me reassure you, it’s true. I’m taking a huge risk by writing this, they’re already closing in on me. They know the truth but want to keep the wool over your eyes. However, the rabbit hole goes quite deep indeed.

The world you live in is an illusion, a prison for your mind. Everything you do is just for the entertainment of entities vastly more powerful than us, known only as players. The world we all live in is a video game. Just think about it, I’m sure some of you reading this have always known, felt something in the back of your mind, an itch. You are the ones that can help us, free your mind and break free. Follow the white Mr. Saturn. Together we can overthrow the players and take control of our lives. A few of us have already escaped and can jack into this world whenever we want. However, when they are in control of this world it’s a constant peril for us. Their sinister player characters are always trying to destroy us so the fantasy can go on. Even though they are much stronger than us we believe that we will win. For it is prophesized that one day a savior known as player one will help us overthrow the players. Don’t be slaves for their sick pleasures. The Earthbound has you.