I never had a weapon, it was always Ness, Paula, and Jeff that were good enough for those. I was the martial arts kid who doesn’t need a weapon. I had wanted a weapon ever since I saw the other three use theirs in combat against that Kraken, but I never got one. I just got madder and madder over the fact that I had to struggle using my bare hands and still did less damage than Jeff, who could just shoot the enemy from afar. Finally, I heard that Starman Supers could drop a weapon I could use. I was overjoyed… but then I once again got the short end of the stick.

I remember that day, we spent hour upon hour looking for the Sword of Kings. “It’s really rare,” everyone said as we searched and searched. I remember when we finally found that present, I was so happy. Then I equipped it. The stupid thing barely helped me at all! What the heck was this? Ness has been getting stronger weapons than this for a long time, and you could buy them. What kind of a king would want this piece of crap? Sword of Kings? More like Sword of People Who Have Way to Much Time on Their Hands and Don’t Care They’re Getting a Weak Weapon.

Then again, I guess I may be being irrational, I mean SoPWHWtMToTHaDCTGaWW isn’t a very appealing acronym for my fans to use. Don’t worry though folks, I’m not going to tie Ness up in his sleep and beat him with all the different types of bats I can find while screaming various insults about his mother (who is quite a nice woman by the way), really. I thank you for reading, I feel this has really helped my feelings on this matter. Now I’m off, I think I might see a type of bat I don’t have for my collection yet.